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Here in the Divine Diner,
we aim to feed your soul's cravings.
Our menu is written across the stars
in the ancient and futuristic
language of the planets.

Interpreting this mysterious menu
is your very own Cosmic Waitress,
here to tell you What is on Special.

She wants you to have what
you are truly hungry for.

Your Cosmic Waitress
mixes astrology with the
common language of food
to dish up digestible and
divine wisdom.

She can help you place your order,
and pay the tab!

Available as a personal astrologer
and as an event personality,
the Cosmic Waitress is delighted
to serve you.